Girl Vs Brain

I was waiting for my love ...
"30 minutes late!!", my brain shouted at me, "Last time you were 5 mins late and si had literally gobbled u up ... remember??"

"Yeah yeah", I said to my brain, "You know her... all moody and stuff..... oh there she is"

"Scold her OK?", my brain adviced.

"OK I will try"

Sweet Sheetal comes with the cutest smile and says "Im sorry honey .. I was shopping for shoes .. totally forgot about you"

"What if you had said that line buddy?", shouted my brain ... "she would have had a nervous breakdown"

I ignored my brain .. "Its OK honey .. its only half an hour . no problem"

She smiled once again .. held my hand and asked "Hope you remember what occasion is today"

"OMG!!!", thought I ....

"Brain ... search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I dont care about"

Brain got into action ... I started delegating work to different parts .. parallel processing .. multiple search .......... complete memory scan.

Sheetal stared at me .... "Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2 mins now ... u OK?"

"Huh!!!", I said, "Oh ... nothing's wrong .. was lost in thought"

"No records found", said the brain ...

"Damn!!”, I thought

"So what say ... how do we celebrate the day?", she asked.

I was all confused ... "Ask her ...dumbo?". said the brain

"OK OK ...stop pushing me"

"Honey .. U know my lousy memory .. I guess I cant recall what today is"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", she shouted ... and started crying.

"How could you forget!! ..... its my doggy's birthday"


"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A moment of silence.

My entire brain staff was laughing at me.

I was dumbfounded. "What the hell am I supposed to do know?", I asked my brain.

"Damage control sequence initialized ... dont worry our specialist will comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"

"Better do it fast ..brainy"

The brain was working at 90% capacity .... gathering and analyzing all data on 'How to handle women?'

Finally an answer was computed and communicated to Me..

I looked up to her, and said "Of Course I remember your doggy's bday .. how can I forget that sweet mutt's special day"

She looked up with utter surprise ...
"HUH!!!!!!! ....... Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk"

She stood up angrily and left.

I and my brain were left there clueless